#etvScandal: An open letter to Mlu and Grace
This is just a warning that affairs never end well.
Dear Mlungisi and Grace,
Over the past week, we’ve noticed how you enjoy each other’s company. You brag about discovering each other’s inner and outer beauty. While doing so, you both blush immensely.
At first, we were convinced this could be a birth of a new platonic friendship. But now, we’re worried this could be a blooming affair.
Our advice to you is to quit before it begins as an affair never ends well.
If you don’t believe us, ask some of the famous celebrities who’ve made headlines due to scandalous affairs. The likes of Angelina Jolie and Brad Bitt, Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy, and Elizabeth Taylor and Eddie Fisher.
If that isn’t convincing enough, remember the affair between Dintle and Lucas, Yvonne and Siseko, and Layla and Anzani’s husband.
Perhaps Zinzile won’t be as forgiving as Bra Eddie was when Maletsatsi slept with Lucas.
Maybe Zinzile will forgive you, Mlu, like she did when you had an affair with Omphile’s mother. Or perhaps she won’t.
Perhaps Zinzile will be open to polygamy. Or maybe, she’ll whoop Grace’s behind like she whooped Gloria’s.
What about you, Grace? What’s gonna happen when you realise you make way more money than Mlungisi?
Take our advice or leave it, it’s up to you!